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"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I love us when we're tan.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Holy Mackerel

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'