Ocean Odyssey Enthusiast T-Shirts

A giant octopus clambers onto a small ship.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Turtle Hat

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Try me/try me/try me...

"Scuba cow"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth