Ocean Odyssey Enthusiast T-Shirts

A giant octopus clambers onto a small ship.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Privates Beach"

"Scuba cow"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."