Ocean Adventure Enthusiast T-Shirts

Craving Food

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dolphin friendly tuna

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Turtle Hat

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Try me/try me/try me...

"Scuba cow"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."