Ocean Adventure Enthusiast T-Shirts

Craving Food

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Turtle Hat

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

"Privates Beach"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."