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"It's not what you think. It's our new security system."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"I'm not sure being tagged and released is something to brag about."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

A close shave on the Titanic...

The 50-Bar.

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

TIME FOR LUNCH!

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

"It's the perfect stocking stuffer!"

"Well, all I can say is that you're growing fast: A few more years and you could be a Giant Octopus!"

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Lazy Octopus

Thinks he's too cool for school.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Scuba cow"