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'Merle, do you think we sound stupid when we say 'aaargh'? I mean, it's not really a word, is it?'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'I'm a personal injury attorney. Have you ever been hurt on the job?'

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

"You'd be amazed how quickly a boat like that pays for itself."

'Remember what bait you used.'

"They want us to set up a self-regulating body"

Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.

The End of the World

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'

'Don't worry. I'm a church pastor. First little problem, and they'll find me.'

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Bullship: Viking Bulls at Sea

''We're getting too far from shore,' I say. 'Trust me, I'm a professional,' he says.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"

'It's Mooby Dick'

"The food situation is good, but I'm afraid we've run out of magnets."

"Huh. In my memory he was a lot bigger."

'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'

"I told you to be careful!"

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

'Aargh! Curse the morning eye crust that cost me my eye!'

"Hey, you dropped this."

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Plunder Local.

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore business opportunities.'

White Whale Brand Grog

'Does it have a remote control?'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'