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"By the way, if I don't make it I'd like a burial at sea."

'No, I don't want to see you do a handstand.'

Fishing

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

'Yes, it is miraculous that we found our way unerringly across thousands of miles of ocean to the spawning grounds. Now spawn!'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Martha, what are you supposed to tip in this situation?'

'Be reasonable Mildred, there's not room for both of you...'

Penguin Diving From Whale's Spout

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"I like how you succeed, despite your disabilities!"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'I'd like 2 pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other one with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Bloody hell, a cod!'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Captain, it looks like there`s a situation developing."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

' I think it's a bull shark.'

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

Sea Horse outside saloon

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A pitcher is stranded on the mound.

"Don't be selfish! - You know salt water plays havoc with my skin...!"

'It's only a sport if they have a jaw of massive, razor-sharp teeth as well.'

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Whale Watching ?

"We're saved! We're saved!"

"It's not exactly brain food but I do like an occasional surfer."