Marine Adventurers T-Shirts

'You're lucky! Most shark attack victims don't survive injuries like yours!'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sailor in Car.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'