Marine Adventurers T-Shirts

'You're lucky! Most shark attack victims don't survive injuries like yours!'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Sailor in Car.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Guide to Carpentry Fish