Undersea Adventurer T-Shirts

Fish snorkling above water.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

Mermaids

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Lazy Octopus

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Scuba cow"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."