Ocean Adventurer T-Shirts

"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."

"The waves were great today."

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

Scuba diver using beer rather than air.

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

One bucket in, one bucket out.

'I've been on a lot of survival training courses, but this is a tough one.'

Dear Diary -- Today my spirits are uplifted. I finally see some signs of civilization.

"We're interested in ocean cruises. The Atlantic for me and the Pacific for him."

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Senior citizen surfing.

'Yes, there's something wrong: The voltmeter shows a very low reading...'

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

Diver holding up sign saying, 'The plumber's here'.

"Yes you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest..."

Becalmed yachts

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

"Try S instead of L."

"We found a way to keep cool AND practice social distancing. Nothing can go wrong now."

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

Budget cuts hit the Viking Fleet.

Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

'I thought I heard a horn.'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'No tipping please.'

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'I didn't expect to find a taxi crab way out here.'

Hammerhead shark carrying toolbox.

'My spreadsheet says we must lighten by 152 pounds.'