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"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

"The waves were great today."

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

Scuba diver using beer rather than air.

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

One bucket in, one bucket out.

'I've been on a lot of survival training courses, but this is a tough one.'

Dear Diary -- Today my spirits are uplifted. I finally see some signs of civilization.

"We're interested in ocean cruises. The Atlantic for me and the Pacific for him."

'Yes, there's something wrong: The voltmeter shows a very low reading...'

Senior citizen surfing.

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

Diver holding up sign saying, 'The plumber's here'.

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

Becalmed yachts

"Yes you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest..."

"Try S instead of L."

Drunk sailor anchored to a bar.

"We found a way to keep cool AND practice social distancing. Nothing can go wrong now."

'I thought I heard a horn.'

Budget cuts hit the Viking Fleet.

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

Penguins surfing

"Help. I can't get WiFi out here."

'What? It's not like I have to worry about getting lung cancer.'

'My spreadsheet says we must lighten by 152 pounds.'

Hammerhead shark carrying toolbox.

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'