Oceanic Adventurers T-Shirts

Shark thinks: 'White meat or dark...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Holiday time.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Sailor in Car.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Scuba cow"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."