Ocean Adventure Lovers T-Shirts

'Do you prefer white or dark meat?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Segregated Beach

How Swordfish Are Born

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Shark with Braces.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'