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'I can't figure it out. I swim all day and I can't lose weight.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

Sword,Hammer and Saw fish stare at Swiss Army Knife fish

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Careful, there's on helluva riptide.'

When the water's colder than you thought...

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'I can't spend the afternoon with you guys, my wide wants me to help her in the garden: It's full of sea-weeds...'

'So you can hear the sea, what's so amazing about that?...'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'I had to do it, Doc.He kept wanting to float to the top.'

"Hi - I'm on my dolphone."

'Why Mum married me? Well, she always jokes I was the first crab off the rank...'

Fish have to sit at the table for thirty minutes after eating.

'It's annoying having to listen to a 30 second oil company apology before ocean sounds.'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

The Tentacle

"Don't you dare try to ignore me, Sidney - I know you're in there!"

"Just swimming along with a song in my heart!"

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

"This isn't working. Do you have an ink eraser?"

"I'm retaining water."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Psycho-plankton.

"Save the thong. I'd like to floss afterwards."

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

Whale

Sponge borrows money from his dad.

"Another swimmer returned safely to shore. Great job guys!"

Hosepipe ban - Sailor's Hornpipe

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"Thank God we're insured"