Sea Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'I like you and all...I'm just not sure we're right for each other.'

Neptune and the Titianic

'... and I approved this message.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Boat wedding.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Try me/try me/try me...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Fishing boat.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

How Swordfish Are Born

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."