Sea-faring Enthusiast T-Shirts

'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Piracy on a boating lake

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

On the brink.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Lighthouse Beam.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'