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"Papercut."

'Cannonball!'

Captain in a storm

Piracy on a boating lake

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Viking Loch Ness

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

Lighthouse Beam.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Pirate

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Shark food pyramid.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"International trade"

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Walking the Plank.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

On board the MS Hepatology

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'