Seafarer Aficionado T-Shirts

"Papercut."

'Cannonball!'

Captain in a storm

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Piracy on a boating lake

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Viking Loch Ness

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Pirate

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Shark food pyramid.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"International trade"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Walking the Plank.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Victorian Royal Navy