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"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"Ye God's... That was close."

Captain's Log

"Other than the harpoon, I can't find a thing wrong with you."

'Call yourself a pirate. Where's your parrot?'

"Believe me lad, it's as clear as day in the Sailor's Handbook. The cabin boy always goes down with the ship!"

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

Beaver eaten pirate's leg.

A sailor refusing to give up his alcohol.

'I told you the ship was not sinking! Look at us now, we're marooned!'

Sir Francis Chichester

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

Girl wanting to watch the seasick passengers get off the steamboat.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Piracy on a boating lake

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

On the brink.

Captain steering house through flood.

Viking Loch Ness

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Lighthouse Beam.