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Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"He chases submarines."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"International trade"

"How many letters can you read?"

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"Same ship, different day."

Ship

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Rind of the Ancient Mariner

Noah?s Ark.