Sea Adventure Lover T-Shirts

'Congratulations! You have been chosen...'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

'Wow! Gruel twice in one week, IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!'

Vasco da Gama

'I can see the sea!'

"You're starting to look good to me, bro."

"I'd kill for 500 milligrams of naproxen."

'Hey Gus, those pirates are setting up the plank'

'I miss my water bed.'

'Can you smell fish?'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Sea monster wrapped around lighthouse.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

Fisherman catches a merman.

Brexit fishing wars

Pirates!

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Fishing boat.

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Tugboat tugging Iceberg