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'I'm sorry, Sir. this lifeboat is reserved for first class passengers only.'

"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Revenge had come.

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Romance on the Yacht

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Really Early Vikings

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'