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King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Pirates of Penzance, Frederic and Mabel

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"Shred the plank."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Fishing boat.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Pirate eye test

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Going to Sea.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The Imperfect Storm

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Distractions.

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."