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'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Getting a signal?"

Talking to rats - "One more crack about my seamanship and you're off the captains table."

'Who's a pretty boy then?'

"Everything's sheep-shape cap'n!"

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."

The pirates didn't see Aye to Aye.

The Happy Ship

Pirate's beaver problems,

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'New affirmative action rules, boys -- we have to hire some Somalis.'

"What does it look like I'm looking for?"

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

Siren and Pirates

Great Illustrated Classics: Moby Butt.

"Take into account I've probably put on about thirty pounds."

"Harold Cohen attorney at sea"

Captain Ahab selects a white lobster.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Shred the plank."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'