Nautical Adventures Prints

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Getting a signal?"

'Who's a pretty boy then?'

"Everything's sheep-shape cap'n!"

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

"Avast - it's Mobius Dick, the one-sided whale."

The pirates didn't see Aye to Aye.

The Happy Ship

Pirate's beaver problems,

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'New affirmative action rules, boys -- we have to hire some Somalis.'

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

Siren and Pirates

Great Illustrated Classics: Moby Butt.

"Take into account I've probably put on about thirty pounds."

"Harold Cohen attorney at sea"

Captain Ahab selects a white lobster.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Shred the plank."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Going to Sea.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'