Naval Adventure Prints

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

COWMIKAZES

'It was this big. I swear'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Going to Sea.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Distractions.

When bored, we board

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

The Imperfect Storm

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

On board the MS Hepatology

"The back flip was a nice touch."