Naval Adventure Gifts

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

COWMIKAZES

Going to Sea.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'It was this big. I swear'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Distractions.

The Imperfect Storm

Rats deserting a sinking ship

When bored, we board

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

On board the MS Hepatology