Nautical Adventurers Gifts

"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."

"So gentlemen, new ship, new crew, what say we start our inaugural team meeting with an ice-breaker?"

Er, left hand down a bit...

Sailor in Car.

Avast Ye,, matey - there be a complaint against ye. One of the sea hags from accountin' says ye been swabbin' yer deck in view of the interns.

'Guess which is our cabin.'

Drug Deal Gone Right IV

Beats me how he got mixed up with the mafia in the first place.

Well, we're not animals.

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Shark Attacks

You will get eaten HERE.

'Land, hooray!' 'Water, hooray!'

'Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?'

A ship heading for a navel mine

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Captain steering house through flood.

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sea weed harvest.