Nautical Adventure Seeker Gifts

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Oh, this happened when I 'High-Fived' Captain Hook!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Sailor in Car.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Pirate eye test

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'It was this big. I swear'

Going to Sea.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

The Imperfect Storm

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Distractions.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."