Nautical Treasure Seeker Gifts

'We've got to cut the rope. The anchor is caught on something.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Treasure Island Book.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Going to Sea.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Ghostship

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

The Imperfect Storm

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Distractions.