Nautical Mystery Seeker Gifts

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I said slime."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Cheating Death.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Bigfoot tracks...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Ghostship

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

How they did it . . .

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I get it!"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Understanding art.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Masked Ball

Monster Horrorscopes

Loch Ness Monster

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll