Sea Mystery Enthusiast Gifts

"He only wanted me for my body."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Shark Chum

Search and Rescue

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Victorian Royal Navy

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'Wheeee...'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

No Shoes, No Service.

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

Killer Whales as Juvenile Delinquent Pickpockets.

baleen whale

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Law School Sharks

Mermen

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

'Do I look fat to you? I mean more than usual for our blubbery species.'

Nelson had no real sense of direction.