Sea Myth Enthusiast Gifts

And that's where mermaids came from.

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Bermuda Triangles

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Flying Dutchman

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Mermen

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

Sea Angel

"Do you mind?!"

Submarine and Mermaid

Flying Dutchman

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

"He only wanted me for my body."

"Hmm...that's not the sort of siren I had in mind..."

Merman peeing off a rock.

The Mermaid and the Cat

Mermaids cross

Merman with cymbals

Siren and Pirates

'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."

Real Girls with REAL legs

The Flying Dutchman

"I'm still transitioning."

Mermaid Fish Dinner

Where oceans came from: 'Um...the lads are getting a little thirsty!'