Sea Myth Explorer Gifts

Merman with cymbals

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bermuda Triangles

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Mummy Beggar

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

Hermes

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Heavenly Ships

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

'Must be Pandora's.'

Mermen

Wishing well

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Sea Angel

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

'You're Bigfoot? Now, why don't I believe you?'

"Says here the Navy's been patrolling the South China Sea...."

"Do you mind?!"

"It turns out my last name is actually Clausbaum."

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

Mermaid

Argonauts and football

"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.