Sea Myth Explorer Gifts

Merman with cymbals

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bermuda Triangles

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Mummy Beggar

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Business witch

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

'Must be Pandora's.'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Heavenly Ships

Hermes

Mermen

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Wishing well

"It turns out my last name is actually Clausbaum."

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"Says here the Navy's been patrolling the South China Sea...."

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

Sea Angel

'You're Bigfoot? Now, why don't I believe you?'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

Argonauts and football

Mermaid

"Do you mind?!"

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.