Sea Lore Enthusiast Gifts

"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."

"I don't half fancy you. . .!"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

Mermen

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Mermaid and old sailor

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

"Do you mind?!"

Sea Angel

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Mermaid Yoga

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

"It's really the black whale I hate, but I didn't want to appear racist."

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

Flying Dutchman