Ocean Lore Lover Gifts

What? The night light helps me fall asleep.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Shellfie

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

A Preschool of Fish

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Happy Retirement

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...