"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."
Maritime Lore Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for your maritime lore lover? Our collection features fun and witty products that celebrate the mysteries of the sea, great navigational skills, and legendary ocean tales. Ideal for anyone enchanted by maritime history, shipwreck stories, and nautical myths. Whether they’re a seasoned sailor or a passionate maritime history buff, our gifts bring the magic of the sea to life. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that speak to their love of all things nautical, blending humor and fascination in every piece.
'Cannonball!'
Boat wedding.
'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'
'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'
"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."
Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.
No Shoes, No Service.
"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"
Mermaid luring pirates to their death
If only they'd taken it with them!
A ship's captain stranded on an iceberg with a hungry polar bear.
'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''
"I don't half fancy you. . .!"
"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."
'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'
Rum Ration Daiquiris: 'We're spoiling them!'
Will Christen Your Ship
What? The night light helps me fall asleep.
Octo-Pirate
Flying Dutchman
Rescuers Arrive too late at the Desert Island.
A Reasonable Time for Concern.
Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler
"We can be yours, but you must agree to our terms and conditions."
"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."
I am hospitably received by Mr. Peggotty
The Flying Dutchman
Desk With Figurehead.
'Will you knock off the 'rub - adub - tub' stuff!'
Maritime Lore Lover Gifts Collection
Maritime Lore Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of maritime lore-themed mugs that bring legendary sea stories and nautical humor to your morning routine.
Maritime Lore Lover Pillows
Add a nautical touch to your decor with pillows inspired by maritime legends, sea adventures, and nautical symbols—comfortable and charming.
Maritime Lore Lover Prints
Browse our maritime lore art prints to find stunning visuals of legendary ships, sea creatures, and nautical symbols—perfect for ocean enthusiasts.
Maritime Lore Lover T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate maritime legends, ocean adventures, and nautical myths—perfect for maritime history fans and ocean lovers.