Maritime History Lover Gifts

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Boat wedding.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Ever Given

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'We should talk more.'

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Lighthouse switch

Captain Thomas Coram.

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Will you marry me?

Funk Facts: Pirates.

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."