Maritime History Fan Gifts

Donald Trump

Remote control pirate bully

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"He's a keeper!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Destroyers"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

A grave with an anchor and periscope

'We should talk more.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Iron clad sailors

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

U Boat

Captain Thomas Coram.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One