Maritime Fans Gifts

Titanic and mobile

Holiday time.

"They're so like us."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"He's a keeper!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Ever Given

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Victorian Royal Navy

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

Lighthouse switch

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

CS558741

Exempli Gratia.

Submarine Attacks

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

Will you marry me?

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."