Seafaring Fans Gifts

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Holiday time.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"How many letters can you read?"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Ye God's... That was close."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Oceanographer

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

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Scuba texting

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

Bear watches as man fishes.

Captain's Log

"Other than the harpoon, I can't find a thing wrong with you."