Seafaring Fan Gifts

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

"Mummy, Mummy, there's a pirate ship at anchor in the bay! Maybe Daddy's back!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Viking Loch Ness

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"International trade"

Pirates

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Fisherman and cats

Diver caught by pelican

'When an outboard goes overboard'