Ferry Fan Gifts

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Styx Ferry

Replacement Raft Service

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Pirates

"Bip."

Safest Airline in The World

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Oceanographer

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

A bendy-cow.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'