Ferry Food Fan Gifts

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Catching flying fish...'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Sushi Train Spotters

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

The Cud Food Guide

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

The Food of Shame.

"Skunk! How is it?"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."