Fur Food Fan Gifts

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"A little help, please."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

TV Chef Cooking Range

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Baskerville Tabby.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'You know, in dog years, five is the new three.'

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"The meaning of life is cats."

'MILK FIGHT!'

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'