Fur Fanatic Gifts

'Imagine that! You have hairball problems too?'

Out of the rain

"The groomer went a little crazy with the blow dryer."

Dog with all the hair he has ever shed.

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Relax. you're not going bald you're just shedding."

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Raccoon notepad

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Lord and Lady Erdington at home.

'I stay in shape by running from anti-fur activists.'

"How sweet, he's become quite attached to you, vicar."

'It is a Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

A dog in a snow globe with all of the fur he has shed.

'No kidding? My name is Spot, too.'

'But, Agnes, it's okay for you to wear a fur coat.'

'What do you think? Surge or escalation?'

Man to dog: 'Where were you when you took your collar off?'

'Isn't he sweet - he likes everyone to know he's moulting!'

'I think the dog's about to shed.'

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

"How would you like to wake up with that every morning?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"It's made from an endangered species for that one person in a thousand who couldn't care less."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'