Fur Fanatics Gifts

Baskerville Tabby.

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"A little help, please."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Christmas Pets

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Fur Baby

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"It's a good boy!"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Pet Adoptions

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"He's a rescue."