Fur Fanatics Gifts

Baskerville Tabby.

"Shed as much as possible. That way your owners will never be able to give you away."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"A little help, please."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Christmas Pets

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Fur Baby

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Pet Adoptions

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"He's a rescue."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...