Fur Buddy Fanatic Gifts

'Do you have anything for Restless Tail Syndrome?'

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"A little help, please."

Family with pets.

"Be kind"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Christmas Pets

Boy and his dog

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'