Fur Friend Aficionado Gifts

"I think the cat is moulting again, Carol."

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Family with pets.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"A little help, please."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Be kind"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

Boy and his dog

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Next!'

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