Fur Enthusiast Gifts

'But darling it's OK for you to wear mink fur...you're a mink.'

Fur'niture

Catsulation

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

'When did you install wall-to-wall carpeting?'

'In case of emergency, is there anyone else we can notify besides your cat?'

'Our job is to look pretty and make sure everything is covered with our beautiful fur.'

'How could you tell I'm a cat person? Are you psychic?'

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"What have I been doing all summer? Oh, you know... just sitting around... shedding."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-furred."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"A little help, please."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Cat park"

Living with a cataholic.

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"She never took to the leash."

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"The meaning of life is cats."