Fur Lover Gifts

Living with a cataholic.

Deforestation.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"A little help, please."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Boy and his dog

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Fox hunting.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Spotted Owl Migration

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'