Fur-niture Lover Gifts

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Deforestation.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Face painting by numbers.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

Living with a cataholic.

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

Spotted Owl Migration

Roller Coasters

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

"By all means, go ahead! At this point, it's just in the way!"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"The meaning of life is cats."