Fur-niture Lover Mugs

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Deforestation.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Face painting by numbers.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Fox hunting.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Living with a cataholic.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Spotted Owl Migration

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

Roller Coasters

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"By all means, go ahead! At this point, it's just in the way!"

"The meaning of life is cats."

'...How can a cat get diabetes?'